A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, someone named William Shakespeare wrote some plays, that made high school life miserable for kids across the world. On a completely unrelated note, Jose became inspired to make videos. After long summers of cutting lawns, the young hero could finally afford a video camera, where he perfected his camera skills make videos of a dog chasing a car while adding in digital sound effects. “Fuu Puppy Where Art Thou?” went on to win numerous awards at the Sundance Film Festival as well as a standing ovation by the No One Really Cares Committee.
Eventually, Jose was enlisted to help make videos for a project during his senior year of high school. This gave him the opportunity to work with great movie makers like Quentin Tarantino and Steven Spielberg and Chuck Norris. Working with these other filmmakers rekindled Jose’s drive to make movies.
In March of 2009, Jose launched a website. It had horrible formatting that made it an eyesore straight out of the “You’ve Got Mail” era of the 1990’s. The site over went a pricey cosmetic surgery at the expense of one of Jose’s Kidney’s. In December of 2009, Jose decided that some day he might want to enter the workforce, and therefore bought a new domain that didn’t broadcast his first and last name for the internet to see. It was at that moment that NOWAYJOSEMEDIA.COM was born.
Norman Rockwell, a mysterious man from Boulder, Colorado became the administrator of the site. Norman, is a self proclaimed “typing enthusiast,” and likes long walks on the beach.