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Hi all and welcome to my Christmas song.

The Joy Of Christmas

Thanks to everyone for the help and inspiration. There will be many more to come but for Christmas 2010 this is my first and only one. I decided to write an extremely nice and relaxing Christmas song, separate from all the rock and metal stuff I write. So I think I did a good job, and I'm pleased with how it came out. Better late than never. Hope you enjoy.

From the 2010 Holiday Album: A Very Eddy Christmas

From the 2010 Holiday Album: A Very Eddy Christmas

2010 brought Leonardo DiCaprio quite a few problems. First he is mentally unstable in “Shutter Island,” and then in the blockbuster movie of the summer, he has to question whether or not he is dreaming! Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream,” serves as the background for this parody of the song and Christopher Nolan’s “Inception.”

You can click here to read Cast Biographies and see Production Photos.

Lyrics:
You think I'm brilliant,
Cause I can draw a maze,
You think I'm strange,
Cause I have some crazy name,
I think you're unstable,
So I'll go all the way down, down.

When you met me,
I looked like a man,
But a little later,
I looked like a different man,
And even later,
I was wearing a cocktail dress, a dress.

Let's go all, the way down tonight,
No regrets, just time.
We can build, until we die,
You and I, can grow old together.

You make me, feel like I'm,
In a Dream,
Things exploding.
Am I asleep?
Plug me in,
I don't know what's real,
Don't know what's real.

If my heart stops,
You'll have to save me,
To kick me back, into reality,
So I can see, my daddy tell me he loves me,

Lyrics:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Everyone knows a douchebag, whether it's some rich kid from Greenville, any guy from the Jersey Shore, or a five year old with both arms covered in silly bands. They exist only for one reason, and that is to make your life as difficult as possible. This parody of Mike Posner’s “Cooler than Me,” goes out to them.

Lyrics:
If I could write you a song,
And make you understand,
That everyone thinks that you're a douche of a man,
I already tried to be nice,
But you use words like knives,
But you don't listen,
You think you're better than me.

I'm the one with the shades,

Nintendo told us that Luigi was afraid of ghosts in Luigi’s mansion, but now we learn how afraid Luigi truly is of everything! Parody of Jason DeRulo's "In My Head."

Lyrics:
My bed time story is done, oh oh,
It’s time for sleep, it’s not time for fun, oh oh,
But it seems the night has only begun, oh no,
For the monster’s underneath my bed, oh no.

Don’t leave me now, believe me they’re real,
I can’t explain, how afraid that I feel,
Leave on the light so I’m not their next meal,
I can see them coming out, coming out.

‘Neath my bed! I can see them watching me,

[Vocals Featuring Shall Be Blood]

[No Way José]
Congratulations Brent, you spit a come back,
All that you’ve proved is that you’re far from black.
As for me, I’m legally Hispanic,
I’ll be the iceberg to your Titanic.

I’m Frank Sinatra, an old-time classic,
You’re Adam Lambert, you suck and you’re a faggot.
More awkward than Oliver, and slower than Drew,
And you’re as gay as Eric’s tattoo.

You featured O-Pizzle, you think I’m jealous?
I’m hanging with the ladies while you’re hanging with the fellas.
They say you got a throat like a Brontosaurus,

Lyrics:
Hey Brent, this one goes out to you.

Here’s a story about my man Brent,
If I could, I’d give him up for lent,
He’s got no money, can’t pay his rent,
Still living in his parent’s basement.

You think I’m in debt, but I make it rain,
When it comes to the web, I got my own domain,
Your lyrics are Burnett’s, but mine are champagne,
Catch me if you can, but I’m on a plane,
I’m forging checks from here to Spain,
At night, I run this town, like Bruce Wayne,
You’re like the Joker, but not quite insane,
Deader than Heath Ledger poppin’ pills for pain.

From the Autotuned Burnside Christmas Album.