Turn Signals Optional

There is something strange about that odd clicking sound that my car makes most times when it is going to make a turn.

Using my blinkers just doesn't feel right, however; I need to suck it up for the next two months. On March 21, 2008 I was driving my 1992 Chevy Lumina, otherwise known as the Bison Mobile, in my hometown on my way to Boston to pick up some CDs that I had won as part of a radio contest. The speed limit may have been 35, according to the ticket, I was going 51. No big deal, it was my first violation. They would let me go, right?

Wrong.

As 2010 is coming to a close, it is time for THE YEAR IN REVIEW!!!

2010 could be considered the most successful year for No Way José Media. 2009 was the year of the “I Hate College,” which continues to be our most watched video, yet 2009 didn’t bring too much in the way of content. 2010 was the year of content with 9 Audio Tracks, and 2 full videos.

2010 was also the year of major site upgrades. We saw the Bison Blog and the old No Way José Media sites put to rest as Turn Signals Optional and the new No Way José Media sites became live.

So, to look back at the year that was, I present, the top 5 lists for No Way José Media and Turn Signals Optional:

No Way José Media

Top 5 Releases of 2010

5: Madd Dogg / No Way José Rap Battle

Season’s Greetings!

Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year!

Happy Festivus!

Happy End of the Semester!

It doesn’t matter what you call it, the true holiday to celebrate is the end of the semester! The light at the end of the tunnel is finally here. I’m home at my top secret location, far away from the atrocities of Hope food, and that means that there is only one thing left to be done.

For us to finally put all this “school” stuff behind us, and move forwards with the Christmas Season we need one thing: A New Autotuned Christmas Album!

This year we have worked hard to provide you with “A Very Eddy Christmas,” which is now available for your listening pleasure over at No Way José Media.

It's that time of the year again. Christmas music has been on the radio stations for about a month now. School is wrapping up. You can almost feel them change of season in the air!

I am talking about the wonderful Christmas Season! Christmas is a very special season here at No Way Jose Media! It was this time last year that we purchased this domain name, and released our first Christmas Album, Autotuned Burnside Christmas.

This year is no different and we have another album in the works! Of course, since we are out of that dump that is called "Burnside," and now living the life in the mansion of Eddy, we needed a different title. "A Very Eddy Christmas," probably won't ever come to a record store near you, but it will be available for free download by December 20th.

Well, this is awkward...

It's kinda like I took all you ignorant drivers with me on a date, and you thought it was going well. We really connected at dinner and we really connected afterwards. You expected to get some sort of call from me but it never came.

You waited multiple days, still no communication.

We are both facebook friends, your birthday came and went but I didn't wish you a happy birthday.

And right after you've given up all hope since it's been almost two months I finally call you up.

And you welcome me back with open arms, right?

Sorry it has been so long since the last time I posted here. I could make up excuses like, "Oh, I've been busy with school," but I would rather tell you the truth: I've been busy with school!

Hey there! If the site looks different, that's because it is! And if you can see this post, that's because we haven't finished importing everything to this new system yet. To view all the old content, just go to www.nowayjosemedia.com/index.shtml, all the links still work.

The movie is done and is all ready for tomorrow’s release date. Tomorrow is the first day of school at URI which is the perfect time to release the video. Start of classes means that it is time for schoolwork, and everyone knows that schoolwork means that it is time for a distractions and procrastination on the internet.

“In a Dream,” features some No Way José Media veterans and some new faces. Inception already blew your mind once, let's take a look at the team that is preparing to blow your mind again.

Most likely, barring any unforeseen holdups, the newest video will be released on Wednesday 9/8. I'm about 80% done with editing for now, and I'll be able to finish everything else up tomorrow. Then I'll spend another day doing some final touch-ups to make sure everything looks as beautiful as I am and then it will be uploaded on the internet for your viewing pleasure!

This video has been a lot of fun and will probably be our best video since, "I Hate College."

On a random note, Blogger just added a new statistic tab. Therefore I just realized that I've received 20 page views this months from people Google Image searching Twilight, and one of my posts coming up...

So here are some more pictures!

About a week ago or so, I wrote a post explaining my desire for one superpower, to be able to rip out the vocal cords of certain people. Most of the time that I want to use this superpower, I'm at a restaurant, and some girl has some loud obnoxious voice, or I'm on a train, and some girl has some loud obnoxious voice, but If I am ever granted this superpower, I know exactly who I am using it on first.

"...I Love Nicki Minaj, told her I'd admit it.

I hope one day we get married just to say we f****** did it..." --Drake

And it is now the last day of August. The summer that seemed endless before is coming to an end. Public school students are going back to school, Rhode Island College students are back to school, and us University kids have another week of freedom! Hooray!

Here are today's images!